Community Burger Recipe [Discussion]

[FlagCourier]

What should be on the community's official burger? Add / Discuss suggestions as you wish, the following is my default suggestion(s):

Bun: Sourdough
Patty: 1/3 lb 80/20 mix, marinated for a few hours in home-style worcestershire sauce, with a bit of onion poweder and cracked pepper (exotic meats are also acceptable, such as buffalo, deer, and moose venisons)
Cheese: blue cheese, or sharp cheddar
Toppings: Tomato, Fresh spinach (none of this lettuce shit)
Condements: Homemade mayonnaise with lemon zest (or Miracle Whip for the lazy)

Grilled over orange or lime tree wood chips.

 

[FlagCourier]

THE REAL OFFICIAL CIVWARS BURGER
Bun: 2 WEEK OLD UNPRESERVED LETTUCE
Patty: 3 lb rat meat, throw into meat grinder and grind directly onto bun
Cheese: stop being intolerant to the lactose intolerant bigot
Toppings: more rat meat
condements: piss
Serve on a piece of birch bark

 

[Zero___]

its called rare. i bet you eat meat burnt

 

[HexxFerret]

One Civwars Burger :

Bun : Brioche Bun, lightly toasted

Patty : Beef Patty (Quarter Pounder) cooked in Monster Energy Ultra, let it simmer at a low heat for around 2 minutes after cooking.

Cheese : Cheesestrings (make the cheesestrings hang out the burger)

Toppings : Secret Civwars Sauce (????)