Good Evening,
Through a deep and thorough investigation into this report, we have found your findings to be in fact true.
Normally this would not present a problem but I have seen the things he is capable of including the renaming of numerous Americanized products and miss naming common household foods.
It has been proven he has a sexual interest in rodents and that he thinks anything laid upon a piece of toast is considered a sandwich.
This is most heart fracturing and will be dealt with swiftly. Thank you for bringing this to our attention,
ACCEPTED
Respectfully,
Dreadmore